Does a Threesome With Twins Break the Wednesday One-Liner Taboo?
Suit to another: He was just lucky not to be fucking someone in his family!–Trump BuildingOverheard by: Guess I'm lucky tooGamer on headset: Dude, you are not listening to me. You can't hear me. You...
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Guy #1: So how are things going with your new girlfriend?Guy #2: Dude–she's not my girlfriend. We're just fucking. And, like… I don't know. She's been acting really weird.Guy #1: Weird like what?Guy...
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Thugette: Hurry up, motherfucker!Thug: Hey! I ain't never ever fucked my mother!–40th & 8thHeadline by: subtleglowRunners-Up:· “Don’t Be Vulgar, We Made Love!” – lisha dlp· “See How He Slipped in...
View ArticleOr, Like, “I Can't Come to Work Because It's My Mom's Funeral”
Man: Ohmigod! I hate people that are like “I have boy issues because my dad molested me.”Woman: Ohmigod, I know! It's like people who are like “I can't go to the gym because I have my period.”–Downtown...
View ArticleYou Can't Judge a Wednesday by Its One-Liner
College student: This is the best Barnes & Noble I've ever seen!–Borders, Time Warner CenterStudent: So, the author of the Tao Te Ching, Lao-low… Fuck it, we're calling him L-train.–Eugene Lang...
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Girl on cell: Okay, I've got to get naked for my cousin. Bye!Random passerby: Say what?–3rd Ave & 14th St
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50-something ghetto woman: So like when I was younger, I was totally infatuated with my father's brother.Ghetto friend: Amen!–Allerton Ave, Bronx
View ArticleIf This Disturbs You, You're Too Fragile for This Town.
Naive heterosexual friend: So when did you know you were gay?Flamboyant homosexual friend: When I was sucking my daddy's dick while he was fucking my mom.Naive heterosexual friend: Wow. Just… wow.–SoHo
View ArticleThe Beatles Movie That Was Too Bizarre, Even for British Audiences.
Daughter to mom: We can save on a hotel room if Steve* and I sleep in the same bed.Mom: You're not sleeping in the same bed as your brother! That's insect!Steve: It's okay, we have spray.–C...
View Article…My Dad's Way Blacker Than That.
Girl #1: So, yeah, his dick was this big (stretches fingers). I guess the rumors about black guys are true.Girl #2: Kinda reminds me of my dad.Girl #1: What?Girl #2, awkwardly: I was only...
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Dude #1: Ew, bro, that's incest!Dude #2, sheepishly: No, it's not… –W 9th St & 5th Ave
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Girl: Hey, which one of you doesn’t like incest again? –14th & 5th Overheard by: gil ber
View ArticleMaking the Awkward Age Even More So
Tween girl: … But I can’t go out with him! He’s my brother!Friend #1: But he’s your step-brother, not your real brother.Friend #2: I would. –39th & Broadway Overheard by: Yournamehere
View ArticleWednesday One-Liners Fade to Black
Slightly drunk kid from Alaska: I realized I had blacked out when I woke up on top of my sister. –14th St Overheard by: The Reverend Young girl on cell: You passed out from him choking you? (pause)...
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Queer: Is it wrong to think of my brother while I’m getting fucked in the ass?Girl: Oh my god, I thought I was the only freak that thought that! –Times Square Overheard by: eavesdropper
View ArticleOr a Piece of Paper with the Word “Money” on It
Dude: Are you guys going to get, like, totally drunk tonight and make out?Sister #1: I'd do it for a lot of money.Sister #2: A lot of money.Sister #1: I'd do it for a little money. –Uptown 1 Train
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Bro #1: Well, did you know she was your cousin before you had sex with her?Bro #2 (obviously upset): No! –Fordham University
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Dude #1: Ew, bro, that's incest!Dude #2, sheepishly: No, it's not… –W 9th St & 5th Ave
View ArticleWednesday One-liners for the Family Gals
Girl: Hey, which one of you doesn’t like incest again? –14th & 5th Overheard by: gil ber
View ArticleMaking the Awkward Age Even More So
Tween girl: … But I can’t go out with him! He’s my brother!Friend #1: But he’s your step-brother, not your real brother.Friend #2: I would. –39th & Broadway Overheard by: Yournamehere
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